Here is the tape of Michael Phelps after the race he won by 1/100 of a second.  What an ****.  Ha Ha Ha

So I'm thinking about doing an open mic stand up routine.  People say I'm very funny..........looking, But whatever.  I do have this kick **** story about how I think starting up a fake match.com account so I can be at the date Mr. Match.com doesn't show up and devestates the girl from the website.  I mean if you think about it,  she'll be mad at the guy who doesn't even exist, and I can be there knowing everything about her and scoop her out of her single life hell.  Plus, I can see if she looks like she does on the site.   Those people always lie.  What do you think about my pic???  Yep, photoshop, and it was worked on for over 16 hours and that's all they could come up with......bastards.

Just a thought, and if it happens I'll have someone video it, and all of you can look and laugh.....at my pain.

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TJ is dumb......here is a pic to prove it.

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So I found out that I was lied to several times over the weekend.  It wasn't from my woman or her girls.  They all rock.  It was from some people that I work with that aren't TJ, or Janet.  I've asked them both several times (the people who were lying to me) if they were being straight with me, and both tried to keep their stories straight.  I just sent them emails with proof that they were lying.  So now that I have the proof what should I do? Do I just let it go and keep working with them or should I cut them off completely?  Just drop a line and let me know.

 

This was one of my favorite days growning up.  I was really into horror movies, so I ate this crap up.  Hope you're having as much fun as I am.